Journalists, Hair Stylists, and Blacksmiths

by Ellis Dean

Rocky Mountain News media critic Jason Salzman wrote a column recently about media critics, in which he proposed a Code of Behavior for Media Criticism. I think the idea is worth considering since, at least since the Nixon administration, critics have furthered partisan agendas by demonizing the messenger. If nothing else, his Code is food for thought, as is the sobering (and conceivable) notion that Denver may someday have no daily newspaper service at all.

However, I am frankly more concerned about the state of journalism itself these days. I agree that bloggers and talk-radio hosts are “dependent on mainstream professional journalism”, but American citizens—voters—are even more dependent on the quality of information they receive from the press. In the face of this desperate need, journalism is a profession in disrepute – to the extent that it even considers itself a profession.

I can think of no more significant example of the catastrophic consequences of journalistic negligence than the almost-universal complicity of the mainstream media in accepting and supporting the Bush administration’s deceptions prior to and since the beginning of the Iraq war. Scott McClellan’s recent comments about the media’s role as enablers of the war caused a brief round of self-reflection, after which journalists like Tom Brokaw and Brian Williams declared themselves innocent of any dereliction of professional responsibility (in spite of tape demonstrating confident support of the invasion by the likes of Brokaw, Williams and the now-sanctified Tim Russert). On the print side, Judith Miller’s unconscionable reporting (among others’) further enabled the manipulation of American public opinion in favor the war.

It is no wonder that in survey results last year, “the press” ranks next-to-last in a ranking of institutions in which U.S. adults have confidence (barely beaten out for last place by Congress). First, a profession whose single most fundamental purpose is the discovery and communication of truth, overlooks contradictory evidence and supports, without question, the biggest foreign policy catastrophe in modern American history. It then judges itself to be without blame, in spite of the revelation of even more undeniable evidence of the criminal malfeasance that led to the invasion. These are actions that demand the low regard in which this profession? craft? occupation? is held.

The Iraq disgrace is only one of many journalistic failures in recent years. And yet I am aware of no widely-established professional standards for journalists. I am aware of no formal processes (other than libel suits) for the review of journalistic incompetence, or for the disciplining or removal of professional credentials in cases of journalistic negligence. I am aware of no widely-established standards for the credentialing of journalists. Using Colorado as an example, the qualifications for styling hair are significantly—shamefully—higher than those for practicing journalism.

Perhaps that is one reason why journalists seem less well-respected than hair stylists. Regardless, it seems to me that the best way to disarm critics of journalism has less to do with standards for critics than with standards for journalists themselves. A group with so little respect for itself has no right to expect better from others. As long as journalists ignore (or in some cases, ridicule) the need for the kind of professional standards that most occupations embraced in the last hundred years, they should be considered of a kind with such archaic tradespeople as blacksmiths and barrel makers.

In the meantime, when I hear journalists wince from the words of critics, and worry about the future of their jobs, my sympathy is muted. I shift my attention to bloggers like Bill Moyers, Chris Hedges, and Glenn Greenwald for a whiff of the truth I so seldom seem to catch from mainstream journalists. And although I dread the day when no newspaper arrives on my driveway, my first thought that day will not be of the critics, but of the journalists themselves whose negligence had so much more to do with their own demise.

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Why is gas $4 a gallon? Communist terrorist Muslim Democrats.

by Tammyee Lee Tucker

Doo-de-doo…gas prices are through the roof, and I just don’t understand it. Maybe it would make more sense of that Muslim boy, Hussein Obama, would answer the question about whether Reverend Wright loves America as much as Hussein does. Yes, I think that would explain why gas is so high. I spent over $100 the other day to fill up the sport utility truck I use to drive over to the grocery store. I’m not going to drive anything smaller than that, because it isn’t safe. What if someone runs into me?

What if a terrorist hijacks another airplane? We’re not safe from terrorists. There is no greater threat to any American any minute of any day than terrorists! There is no greater threat to 300 million Americans than nineteen third world men using hardware store tools! I don’t care if they have to get rid of the Constitution or lock every single person up – they have to do something about these terrorists. They killed as many people seven years ago on 9/11 as all the other people who have died since then from heart attacks and diabetes and lung cancer combined! They had that on Fox News.

At least President Bush did something about it! He wasn’t afraid to confront those terrorists! He said, if you send nineteen of your boys from Saudi Arabia to commit a terrorist act against us, we will not hesitate to invade Bolivia. And he did! We threw that dictator out of Bolivia, and they stopped attacking us. Democrats love terrorists, and you can bet they never would have had the nerve to invade Bolivia. Of course, if George Bush had been president on 9/11, there never would have been any terrorist attack at all. He’s a Republican.

Hussein Obama hates America. He doesn’t wear a flag pin. People who love America wear a flag pin. That’s how you know they love America. Look at the old paintings and photographs. George Washington wore a flag pin. Theodore Roosevelt did, too. Franklin Roosevelt did not wear a flag pin, but he was a Communist.

Between 1989 and 2001, all the Communists converted to terrorism. Bill Clinton was a Communist like FDR. He had sex with that intern. George Bush would never have sex. He loves America. He wears a flag pin. He cut taxes so the people with all the money could have more. That just makes sense. My kids can pay for the war in Bolivia when they get old enough. Otherwise, I wouldn’t be able to afford to fill up my Humvee! Driving to the grocery is as dangerous and difficult as driving through the war zone in Bolivia. That’s why I drive a Humvee – that just makes sense!

George Bush said the price of gasoline would come down now that all the ice melted off the North Pole. That way they can short cut the oil tanker boats straight across the North Pole, and gas will be cheaper. They should have melted the North Pole a long time ago! Then it wouldn’t cost $100 to fill up the military vehicle I drive to the grocery store! And the Democrats are against it! Hussein Osama is against it! He wants to keep all the ice on the North Pole. He hates America, just like that coward John Kerry. John Kerry enlisted in the Navy and went to Viet Nam so he could dodge the draft. George Bush had the courage to serve in the National Guard. He was guarding the nation while John Kerry hid out in Viet Nam.

Now that there’s no ice on the North Pole and gas prices may actually come down again!!!!!, I can schedule the gastric bypass surgery I’ve been putting off. Which I won’t be able to have if the Democrats get in and pass socialized medicine. When that happens, how else can a 327-pound woman lose weight? They’ll just take that freedom away, like all the others. That’s why I pray to the Lord not to let the terrorist Democrats get elected. They’re not Christians. The Lord knows that. He won’t let them win. The Lord loves Americans. That’s why he had Jesus by that other man’s fiancé, and then had Jesus killed. How else can you prove you love America? Even when Jesus was dying on the cross to prove how much the Lord loved America, and he didn’t have a shirt on, he had a flag pin through his skin where his lapel would have been if they had worn lapels back then and if he hadn’t been stripped down to be nailed on the cross so the Lord could prove how much he loved America. Hussein Obama does not understand that. He is a Muslim. Doo-de-doo.

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Navigation by Truth

by Ellis Dean

February 9, 2006

I begin my blog at a time in which humanity has lost its connection to reality. It’s as if six billion people suddenly and simultaneously forgot the ground beneath them and the sky above. Or they just refuse to accept them, while at the same time desperately searching for a place to stand, and something to breathe.

Most of the people on this planet, in the early years of what is generally known as the 21st century, are so unaware of where to put their feet that they’ll eagerly follow even the most obviously clueless man or woman who claims to have a map. If told that blindness would improve their vision, many of my fellow Earthlings would fight to the death over the nearest sharp object.

Either we have lost the ability to think clearly, or we never had it to begin with. It is a time in which the most powerful nation in the world remains terrified year after year after year by the actions of 19 men on a single day. It is a time in which millions of people are threatened to the point of death by drawings made thousands of miles away. It is a time in which, while the planet grows dangerously warmer, the most conservative among us look for ways to turn up the heat.

Madness rules the world today. Common sense nears extinction. Humanity has conquered the planet, and now humanity has begun to conquer itself. Some believe their God will save them from doom, or save a place for them in a better world beyond. But verifiable sightings of this humanesque God haven’t happened in centuries—if ever—and verifiable accounts of the afterlife are even harder to come by these days.

For the moment at least, we are on our own. But “our own” seems less adequate by the day. We passively accept what is, or actively deny it. The Earth wobbles off its axis, and most don’t care, or believe it is nothing other than what it should be.

And yet, there are those few who do see and do care, and who are not content to be amused while the world burns down around them. They see quite clearly the ground on which they stand, and have no doubt that the ever-thinning atmosphere above their heads is the only thing between a hard-earned life and light years of cold and empty space.

If human life is to survive this current plague of ignorance, it will be because of those few who refused to let go of reality. It will be because of those who use truth as their compass. They will find paths to hope in this life, for truth is light and truth is love, and only truth reveals true paths. And only true paths lead to harmony with the spirit that animates life and all that exists.

Now, is dedicated to the pathfinders of truth. We will share insights, ideas, encouragement, and laughter with you along the way. We will serve as a refuge for others who seek truth in their lives, and we will do all we can to aid the forces of truth and wisdom against the armies of ignorance and fear.

Now, we begin.

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