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		<title>Obama Comforts Bush</title>
		<link>http://www.nowcomma.com/2011/03/16/obama-comforts-bush/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 15:48:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ellis Dean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Former President Bush, Please accept my sincere apologies for the discomfort you must feel in having been invited to speak at the recent Young Presidents&#8217; Organization conference in Denver, Colorado. It is my understanding that you were invited long &#8230; <a href="http://www.nowcomma.com/2011/03/16/obama-comforts-bush/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Thencomma &gt; Nowcomma: Nuclear Winter Solves Global Warming!</title>
		<link>http://www.nowcomma.com/2011/02/27/thencomma-nowcomma-nuclear-winter-solves-global-warming/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2011 00:45:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ellis Dean</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[climate change]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is Nowcomma influencing scientific thought inside the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA)? A recent study indicates that NASA may indeed have referenced key findings from Ellis Dean&#8217;s 20-year old report, recently re-published at  Nowcomma.com. As noted at The Huffington Post: Scientists from NASA and &#8230; <a href="http://www.nowcomma.com/2011/02/27/thencomma-nowcomma-nuclear-winter-solves-global-warming/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Barack Obama on the Art of Compromise</title>
		<link>http://www.nowcomma.com/2011/01/09/barack-obama-on-the-art-of-compromise/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Jan 2011 21:33:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ellis Dean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By virtue of my unilateral commitment to compromise, my response is to concede whatever the Republicans want.  It takes two to tangle. Only takes one to compromise. <a href="http://www.nowcomma.com/2011/01/09/barack-obama-on-the-art-of-compromise/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>The United States of Lord Jesus Christ</title>
		<link>http://www.nowcomma.com/2010/12/31/the-united-states-of-lord-jesus-christ/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nowcomma.com/2010/12/31/the-united-states-of-lord-jesus-christ/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2010 21:05:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ellis Dean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As told to Ellis Dean God blessed America.  He done it when he rote the American Constitution of the United States. This was the year Jesus was born, praise the Lord. He done it because he loves America and what &#8230; <a href="http://www.nowcomma.com/2010/12/31/the-united-states-of-lord-jesus-christ/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Thencomma: Nuclear Winter Solves Global Warming!</title>
		<link>http://www.nowcomma.com/2010/12/23/thencomma-nuclear-winter-solves-global-warming/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nowcomma.com/2010/12/23/thencomma-nuclear-winter-solves-global-warming/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2010 21:32:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ellis Dean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Ellis Dean (January, 1991) Environmental scientists at the Sununu Higher Institute of Technology (SHIT) yesterday announced a solution to so-called &#8220;global warming,&#8221; which allegedly results from depletion of the ozone layer above the Earth. &#8220;Although we do not accept &#8230; <a href="http://www.nowcomma.com/2010/12/23/thencomma-nuclear-winter-solves-global-warming/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Not Paid to Think</title>
		<link>http://www.nowcomma.com/2010/12/21/not-paid-to-think-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2010 22:51:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ellis Dean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know what a socialist is? A terrorist with a fancy name. Anyone who wants to give all their money to socialist politicians, raise your hands!  Hmmm, let's see, I don't see any hands in the air. Did you hear that, Mr. Hussein Socialist? Americans don't want to give your socialist government all their money. <a href="http://www.nowcomma.com/2010/12/21/not-paid-to-think-2/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Emperor&#8217;s New Jacket</title>
		<link>http://www.nowcomma.com/2009/02/08/the-emperors-new-coat/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nowcomma.com/2009/02/08/the-emperors-new-coat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 23:59:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ellis Dean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Corbis/Getty See my new jacket? Isn&#8217;t it a lovely new jacket? The most magnificent jacket in the land! My tailors made it for me with special cloth. You can always tell a good Emperor by whether he wears a jacket in &#8230; <a href="http://www.nowcomma.com/2009/02/08/the-emperors-new-coat/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Pledge For A New Era</title>
		<link>http://www.nowcomma.com/2009/01/25/new-pledge-for-a-new-era/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nowcomma.com/2009/01/25/new-pledge-for-a-new-era/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 03:25:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ellis Dean</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[American flag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Constitution]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[    by Ellis Dean The American flag is a distinctive symbol that has stirred Americans throughout our history. But as a symbol, it is at best a second-hand representation of the defining substance of America. As we have seen, &#8230; <a href="http://www.nowcomma.com/2009/01/25/new-pledge-for-a-new-era/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Big Game: God Talks Football and Obama with Rick Warren</title>
		<link>http://www.nowcomma.com/2009/01/25/the-big-game-god-talks-football-and-obama-with-dick-riscoll/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nowcomma.com/2009/01/25/the-big-game-god-talks-football-and-obama-with-dick-riscoll/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 03:14:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ellis Dean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As told by Ellis Dean God sat down hard on the couch and cracked open an O’Doul’s. He rolled the cold bottle against His swollen cheek, where an impacted wisdom tooth had been troubling Him for weeks. I had gently &#8230; <a href="http://www.nowcomma.com/2009/01/25/the-big-game-god-talks-football-and-obama-with-dick-riscoll/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>John McCain’s “All You Can Hate” Buffet</title>
		<link>http://www.nowcomma.com/2008/11/30/john-mccain%e2%80%99s-%e2%80%9call-you-can-hate%e2%80%9d-buffet/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nowcomma.com/2008/11/30/john-mccain%e2%80%99s-%e2%80%9call-you-can-hate%e2%80%9d-buffet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 23:44:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ellis Dean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Ellis Dean (Note: A version of this piece first appeared on Huffington Post.) October 14, 2008 The history of political violence in America is a well-documented disgrace, and is not to be taken lightly. It is almost exclusively relegated to &#8230; <a href="http://www.nowcomma.com/2008/11/30/john-mccain%e2%80%99s-%e2%80%9call-you-can-hate%e2%80%9d-buffet/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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